quietarchivist:

gavirn:

from the podcast

one time brandon was trying to fix the front gate at the office, since it was spontaneously opening and closing and he worked on it for hours before realizing michael was standing on his balcony pressing the opener every time brandon thought he fixed it and just watching him get more frustrating

This company man.

itmedaisy:

human, we need to have a talk about you not meeting the standards expected of you by the company.

itmedaisy:

human, we need to have a talk about you not meeting the standards expected of you by the company.

feverto:

when you know something doesnt fit in the fridge but you force the door shut and let it fall out on someone else

uhmogar:

takethiscupawayfromme:

protectorwodahemerald:

and-i-might-have:

ultrafacts:

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I just appreciate the simplicity of Normal, Okay, and Hot Coffee.

I almost died laughing at all of this.

I need this kind of material on my blog.

still no Boner Street

kittycamp:

I get progressively uglier throughout the day

sweetsiddaleigh:

lulz-time:

A short story of a college students life

I will never not Reblog this

lonelyxshredder:

stayxrad:

do you ever feel embarrassed to be in your own skin like please just dont look at me i wish i didnt exist sometimes like i want to disappear because i cannot handle being me 

why is this still going around 

remember the time shrek 2 ended with the best animated music number ever for no apparent reason

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