What it would look like if the Orion Nebula was a distance of 4 light years away.
Parenting done right
how i will break it down to my future kids
they will never know how much money mommy and daddy make
Buster Keaton (October 4, 1895 – February 1, 1966), “The Great Stone Face”
A man famous for directing and acting in silent films, his deadpan expression, physical comedy, and, featured above, his stunt performance. This man did all his own stunts, and they are amazing.
How did he do that second one!?!? @
Everyday I’m like “today imma get my shit together” and by the end of the day I’m like “tomorrow is the day for real”
"you can’t be just friends with people of the gender you’re attracted to"
myth actually true. i, as a bisexual, can confirm that i have no friends.
pansexuals spend their lives in solitude, with only rocks for company
meanwhile asexuals are friends with everyone. literally every single person on the planet. i do not know how i remember so many names